NEWS October 6, 1994 FCC CELEBRATES 60TH ANNIVERSARY At a standing room only Commission meeting room today, Chairman Hundt and Commissioners Quello, Barrett, Ness and Chong cut a huge chocolate birthday cake to celebrate the FCC's 60th Birthday. As part of the festivities, Commissioner Rachelle Chong read the following poem: A Poem to the Communications Act By Henry Gibson (actually Jane Mago, Senior Poem Advisor) How old is the Communications Act? 60 years, to be exact. It has provisions old and new, 2(b), 4(i) to name but two. Now OGC, they love 4(i) For it grants discretion on the fly. The Act has served these many years to fill some dreams and strike some fears. It's been amended quite a lot To fix some jiggles and some jots. In Title II, it deals with phones it strives for service to every home. In Title III, on radios, it tells you where your station goes. In Title IV, the Admin. Part has many rules to take to heart. From Title V -- on penalties we get the power to make you freeze. In Title VI, we deal with cable. Congress asked us to keep rates stable. With Susan, Jim, Andy and Reed We fill your every lobbying need. No, my job is to read the Act, apply the law based on the facts. So, I promise I will do my best to serve the public interest. - FCC -